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Archive for June, 2007

More brains, less bravado next time

Dan won a personal grooming kit at his company Christmas party two years ago (maybe they were trying to tell him something) and the battle over his hair began. The kit came complete with comb, scissors, nose hair trimmers, and an electric clipper with lots of fancy attachments. Of course, Dan immediately decided [...]

 

My son is a hobbit

Adam took right to breastfeeding within an hour of being born and he’s never slacked off. The kid likes his food (or maybe I should say the kid likes his boob). This last week he’s stepped it up even more and now wants to nurse constantly. It feels like all I’ve done [...]

 

Inventory - three weeks later

I try not to dwell too much on the changes in my body after having a kid, especially for the first couple of months when everything is still changing and re-shifting and sleep deprivation takes its toll. But…because I love you all so much and desire only to keep you informed, I took inventory [...]

 

Babies, babies, babies

My brother’s wife had their baby girl early this morning. Yay!
She’s 8 lbs, 13 oz., 21 inches long.
I haven’t seen her yet but it sounds like she could totally kick Adam’s can. He’d better bulk up.
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Why I hate Target (I’m totally sending this BTW)

June 2, 2007
Robert Ulrich, CEO
Target Corporation
1000 Nicollet Mall
Minneapolis, MN 55403
Dear Mr. Ulrich:
You guys need to lighten up. Today I tried to exchange an unopened package of girl’s Fruit of the Loom underwear at your store on **address here**. My husband bought it for my daughter last week and didn’t realize he’d grabbed the [...]