Archive for June, 2008
I am officially ridiculous
Alternatively titled: My Journey to the Dark Side
My brother’s girlfriend was out of town so my brother was watching her dog. Then, my brother went out of town so who do you think was absolutely thrilled to dogsit for a week? Yep, Amy, who is obsessed with all things dog. I allowed it because I [...]
At the store…
I am buying two shirts and am ready to check out.
Kohl’s Employee: Are you putting this on your Khol’s charge account?
Me: No, it’s cash.
KE: Do you have a Khol’s charge account?
Me: No. And I don’t want one either.
KE: If you open an account right now you can save 15% today and additional savings all year [...]
About Amy
I just tried to kill a sorta big spider crawling up the wall behind my desk but hit it only hard enough to make it fall. So it’s back there now, regenerating, and I just know it’s going to get revenge by crawling up my leg - resulting in much shrieking and possibly therapy.
So [...]
Let’s discuss my inability to stick to a schedule
Every year I make a resolution to become more organized - not only in my closets and drawers, but also in the way I run my life. And every year I blow it within a matter of weeks, or even hours. I guess you could say we are scheduled in that we eat breakfast in [...]
Frosting. Lots and lots of frosting.
As you may recall, two of my kids have birthdays within one day of each other. Well, NOW they do since Adam decided to be born three weeks early last year and steal big sister’s thunder (almost). So Mia’s birthday is on May 17 and Adam’s is May 18. Lots of parties, lots of presents, [...]